Privacy policy

G’day and welcome to Ripper Paper! We take your privacy as seriously as we take our barbecues and beach days. This policy explains how we collect, use, and protect your personal info. Don’t worry, mate—we’ve got you covered like a good ol’ roll of Aussie-made toilet paper!

1. What Personal Info We Collect

Just like your favourite cuppa tea, we only collect what’s necessary. Here’s what we may need from you:

   •    Your Name: So we know what to call you other than ‘mate’.
   •    Contact Details: To deliver our top-notch TP right to your dunny.
   •    Payment Info: We promise to handle it like a koala handles a eucalyptus leaf...carefully!
   •    Any Other Info: Bits and pieces you give us when chatting, ordering, or joining our mailing list. (Don’t worry, your embarrassing stories are safe with us!)

2. How We Collect Your Info

You might hand over this info when you:

   •    Place an order on our site (no loo paper hoarding though, mate).
   •    Reach out to our customer service legends.
   •    Sign up for newsletters, promotions, or a bit of toilet humour.

3. How We Use Your Personal Info

We collect and use your info to:

   •    Process Orders: Get your loo rolls delivered without any dramas.
   •    Keep in Touch: Communicate about your order status, special offers, and other fair dinkum updates.
   •    Improve Our Service: Keep our toilet paper the best thing since sliced bread (or close to it).
   •    Legal Compliance: Because we don’t want to end up in the doghouse.

4. Sharing Your Info (Don’t Worry, We’re Not Blabbermouths)

We only share your info when absolutely necessary, like:

   •    Payment Processors: To get transactions sorted.
   •    Delivery Services: To bring our loo paper straight to your door.
   •    IT Wizards: They help keep our website running smoother than a koala’s fur.
   •    Legal Obligations: If the law says we have to, we’ll comply.

But rest assured, mate—we’re not selling your info to randoms. No shady business here!

5. Data Security (Yep, We’ve Got That Covered)

We’ve got security tighter than a kangaroo’s pouch. Your info is locked down and encrypted to keep it safe from any nosy wombats. Only the right people get access to your data, and we use secure servers to store it.

6. Cookies (The Tech Kind, Not Tim Tams)

Our website uses cookies, but unfortunately, they’re not the dunk-in-your-cuppa kind. These techy cookies help us understand your preferences and make our website better for you—like finding the TV remote on the first go.

You can always adjust your browser settings if you’re not a fan of cookies, but it might cramp your style on our site.

7. Access and Correction (No Worries, Mate!)

Want to know what info we’ve got on you? No dramas! You can request access at any time, and if something’s out of date (or just plain wrong), we’ll fix it quicker than a roo hopping over a fence.

8. Marketing (No Spam, Just Fair Dinkum Offers)

We’ll only send marketing emails if you’re keen. Whether it’s about the latest in loo-roll news or special promotions, we’ll keep you in the loop. And if we start clogging up your inbox, you can hit “unsubscribe” faster than you finish a sausage sizzle.

9. Changes to This Policy

We might tweak this policy from time to time—kind of like adding another shrimp to the barbie. If we do, we’ll update this page. Keep an eye on this space for any changes.

10. Contact Us (Don’t Be a Stranger)

Got any questions about this policy, or just want to have a chinwag about toilet paper? Drop us a line: admin@ripperpaper.com.au

We’ll get back to you quicker than a snake up a drainpipe!

End of Policy

Now that we’ve got the serious stuff out of the way, thanks for reading! We hope you love our Aussie-made toilet paper as much as we love making it. If you ever have any questions or concerns, we’re just a phone call or email away.