Subscriptions

Signing up for a Ripper Paper subscription is like having your own personal bog roll and boogie tissue butler  -  it’s regular, hassle-free, and you’ll never be caught with your pants down! No more last-minute dashes to the shops or awkward moments in the dunny.

You pick how often you want your toilet paper and tissues delivered, and we’ll make sure you’re always stocked up with the best products in town. It’s a no-worries way to keep your loo sorted, without lifting a finger (except to flush, of course).

 

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1. Choose Your Plan: We’ve got options for every household—from the solo legend to the family of five. Pick how many deliveries per year you might need! 

2. Delivered to Your Door: Like magic, your dunny rolls and tissues show up at your doorstep before you can say “Crikey, we’re out of paper!”

3. Enjoy Your Ripper Products: Sit back, relax, and have a good chuckle every time nature calls. You’ll be wiping with a smile, mate 

For Households or Offices with 1-2 people: The “She’ll Be Right” Bi-Monthly Plan  

We deliver 1 carton of 24 Rolls, every 2 months 

Perfect for the cruisy household that’s not in a rush. Get your toilet rolls every two months, just in time before the emergency waddle to the shops.

For Households or Offices with 3-4 people: The “Stock Up, Ya Goose!” Six-Weekly Plan

We deliver 1 carton of 24 Rolls, every 6 weeks

For those who like to stockpile, this plan sends you loo paper every 6 weeks. Never be caught short on the dunny again!

 

For Households or Offices with 5-6 people: The “No Worries, Mate” Monthly Plan

We deliver 1 carton of 24 Rolls, every month

We deliver stock right to your dunny door every month—no more running out and using the newspaper like it’s 1985.

The “Fair Dinkum” Custom Plan: For Households or Offices needing a little something special

Whether you need one or two cartons every week or you’re a minimalist who’s good with a roll a month, you set the schedule, and we’ll deliver the goods. Fair dinkum, mate!

Reach out to us at gday@ripperpaper.com.au for a subscription that’s tailor-made for your bum. We’ll sort you out faster than a roo on a hot tin roof!

For Households or Offices with 1-2 people: The “No Worries, My Nose is Fine” 6-Month Plan

We deliver 1 carton of 10 boxes, every 6 months 

For the light dabbers and tidy sneezers—this low-key plan keeps you quietly stocked without overdoing it. One delivery every six months, and Bob’s your uncle.

For Households or Offices with 3-4 people: The “Bit of a Snot Storm” 4-Month Plan

We deliver 1 carton of 10 boxes, every 4 weeks

Perfect for homes or offices with a few sniffly noses, sudden colds, or the occasional “oops, spilled me coffee.” Tissues turn up just in time—before you start reaching for the loo roll.

For Households or Offices with 5-6 people: The “Always Got a Tissue Handy” 3-Month Plan

We deliver 1 carton of 10 boxes, every month

For the heavy sneezers, makeup dabbers, spill wipers and general tissue lovers. A solid stash, refreshed every three months—because life’s messy, and your nose deserves better.

The “Custom Sniffle Schedule” Plan: For Households or Offices needing a little something special

Not feeling any of the above? Want a double delivery or just one lonely box a year?

Shoot us an email at gday@ripperpaper.com.au and we’ll sort a plan that suits your sneeze style. Fair dinkum!

No Worries, Mate! At Ripper Paper, we get it  -  life’s unpredictable. Maybe you’re off on a ripper holiday, or maybe your loo cupboard is so full of our top-notch rolls, you’re starting to wonder if they’re breeding. Either way, we’ve made managing your subscription easier than cracking open a cold one on a summer arvo.

The best part? You don’t even need to muck about with logging into an account and trying to remember another password. Just keep an eye on your inbox!

A few days before your next delivery of our ripper dunny rolls is set to dispatch, we’ll send you a friendly email  -  think of it as your bog roll butler giving you a polite nudge.

Inside, you’ll find a magic link called “Manage My Subscription”. Click it, and you’ll be whisked away to your very own subscription page, where you’re the boss of all things TP.

From your "You have an upcoming order" email, you can click on the “Manage Subscription” Button  -  This little button is like the Swiss Army knife of bog roll control. Once you click it, you’ll unlock all these ripper options:

“Reschedule”: Heading off for a cheeky getaway? Shift your delivery to a date that works for you. No need to come home to a fortress of loo rolls on the front porch (unless you’re into that).

“Update Frequency”: Need more rolls quicker than a snake in a dunny? Or maybe you’re stocked up for the next loo-paper apocalypse? Adjust how often your deliveries roll in.

“Update Quantity”: Whether you’re running a household, a campsite, or a festival (good luck, mate), you can tweak the number of rolls to match your needs.

“Skip Upcoming Order”: Overflowing with rolls? Skip a delivery  -  no harm, no foul, and no awkward storage dilemmas.

“Update Shipping Address”: Moved house? Living in a van? Helping a mate out? Update where your precious rolls will land. If it’s a treehouse, we might need extra instructions.

“Update Payment Method”: Card expired? Changed banks? Sorted your life out? Keep your payments running smoother than a brand-new roll by updating your details.

“Cancel Subscription”: Parting is such sweet sorrow. If you absolutely must cancel, we’ll let you go with zero guilt (and a little tear in our eye).

No dramas! You can simply reply to the email (gday@ripperpaper.com.au) with a good ol’ fashioned message. Just tell us what you need: 

“Oi, delay my delivery for a month!”

“Pause me rolls ‘til January, mate!”

“Thanks for the laughs, but cancel my subscription, ya legends!”

Our team of Ripper legends will jump on it faster than a galah on a snag at a BBQ.