At Ripper Paper, we know you’re not here to overthink your toilet paper. You just want something that works, lasts, and doesn’t cost a fortune. Lucky for you, we’ve got the solution: our longer rolls. Here’s why our dunny rolls are not just a better deal—they’re basically a lifestyle upgrade.
Let’s be honest—none of us enjoy shopping for toilet paper. It’s not glamorous, and it’s definitely not something you want to do every week. But what if I told you there’s a way to save money and make fewer awkward trips down the “aisle of necessities”? The secret? Buy longer rolls. Here’s why:
1. Lower Cost Per Unit (a.k.a. Do the nerd math... The “Ripper Math”)
If you’ve ever stared at those tiny numbers on the price tag that say “$0.06 per sheet” and thought, “Does this even matter?”—yes, it does! Longer rolls are like Costco for your sheets: the more you buy, the cheaper it gets.
Example:
Retail Short roll: $1.08 for 180 sheets = $0.006 per sheet.
Ripper Paper Long roll: $1.66 for 300 sheets = $0.005 per sheet.
Sure, that difference is tiny, but over a year of wiping your behind and regretting your cooking experiments? You’re practically rolling in savings.
2. Less Packaging = Less Trash (and Less Guilt)
Short rolls come wrapped like they’re attending the Oscars and often in fancy plastic—it’s too much. Longer rolls, on the other hand, are like your eco-friendly best friend who says, “Let’s chill on the waste, yeah?”
Less packaging = fewer guilt trips when you toss the empty roll into the recycling bin again.
3. Fewer Store Trips (More Netflix Time)
With Ripper Paper longer rolls, you’re not running to the store every other week because surprise, you’re out of toilet paper again. Instead, you’re stocked like a doomsday prepper—but a really practical one. Fewer trips mean more time binge-watching your favourite shows and less time awkwardly dodging your neighbours at the store.
4. Bulk Buys Are Always Better
Ripper Paper longer rolls are like the Costco sample lady of your household essentials: generous, reliable, and way better value. Manufacturers love making them in bulk because it’s cheaper for them, and luckily, they pass those savings to you. Win-win!
5. The Environment Thanks You (Politely)
Think of buying Ripper Paper longer rolls as your small contribution to saving the planet. Fewer packages mean less waste, and fewer trips to the store mean fewer emissions from your car. Mother Earth is over there like, “Thanks, bestie.”
Things to Consider Before You Go All-In on Ripper Rolls
Before you start buying Ripper Paper longer rolls in bulk, let’s make sure you’re ready for the commitment:
1. Storage Space: Got room for the greatness that is our longer rolls? If not, clear out some space in your display cabinet - our rolls are perfect convo starter for your guests, and not bad on the eyes either - you won’t regret it.
2. Upfront Investment: Yes, our longer rolls cost a little more upfront, and sure, can feel like a lot when your checking out, but trust us, they’ll save you a ton in the long run. It’s like putting your money where your mess is. Think of it as an investment—like stocks, but for your butt.
3. Your Usage: Whether you’re a one-sheet-per-sneeze person or someone who wraps their hand like a mummy, we’ve got the perfect size for you.
Conclusion: Get Rolling (Literally) With Ripper Paper
Buying Ripper Paper longer rolls isn’t just a life hack; it’s a way of life. You save money, make fewer trips to the store, and might even feel like an environmental hero in the process. The next time you’re staring at the supermarket shelf, do the math and make the choice your wallet—and your future self—will thank you for.
So go ahead, buy the big roll. You deserve it, champ.