How To Use Toilet Paper - A Simple Guide With Ripper Rolls
Toilet paper is a household essential, and Ripper Paper makes it even better with its quality and comfort. Whether you’re new to this concept or just want to ensure you’re doing it right, this guide will walk you through the basics step-by-step—with a touch of Aussie humour to keep things interesting.
Step 1: Choose The Right Type Of Toilet Paper....."Cough Cough" Ripper Paper
Ripper Paper Toilet Rolls offer something to suit every need. Consider:
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Softness: Ripper Paper’s "Ultra-Soft" line ensures maximum comfort. It’s as soft as a koala’s hug—minus the claws.
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Ply: I mean....is this even a choice? Why use less than 3ply?! Thicker ply means fewer layers needed on your hand, so you can spend less time unrolling and more time living your best life.
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Eco-Friendliness: Ripper Paper Rolls are 100% sustainably sourced with virgin pulp. The perfect option for those prioritising sustainability. Save the planet one wipe at a time!
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Where Is Your Toilet Paper Made: Using Aussie-made toilet paper like Ripper Paper comes with a heap of benefits including: Supporting local businesses and sustainable practices, fairly paid workers....and most importantly, quality paper you can trust!
Step 2: Determine The Proper Amount
How much toilet paper you need depends on personal preference and the type of paper you are using:
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For thicker, 3ply Ripper Rolls: 4-6 squares is usually enough. Think of it as the Goldilocks rule - not too much, not too little, just right. Don’t worry; it’s strong enough to handle the job without leaving your hands feeling like they’ve been in a wrestling match with a kangaroo.
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For 1 or 2-ply Toilet Paper: you will need more sheets. Using thin toilet paper is a gamble - you might end up with a hands-on experience you didn't sign up for!
Side note, avoid using chemically treated recycled paper to prevent clogs in your plumbing system. Your pipes will thank you, mate.
Step 3: Folding Or Wrapping The Paper
With Ripper Paper’s durable yet soft sheets, you can either:
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Fold the squares into a neat stack - For the perfectionists who like their toilet paper as organised as their sock drawer.
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Wrap the paper around your hand for a layered approach - Perfect for when you’re in a hurry or just feeling fancy.
Choose what feels most comfortable and effective for you. After all, it’s your throne time.
Step 4: Wipe Gently
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Front to Back: For hygiene, especially for women, always wipe front to back to avoid spreading bacteria. It’s not rocket science, but it’s just as important.
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Gentle Pressure: Apply enough pressure to clean effectively, but not so much that it irritates your skin. Ripper Paper’s softness and ECF (Bleach Free) pulp ensures a gentle experience every time.....no sandpaper vibes here.
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Repeat as needed until you feel clean - Remember, it’s not a race, no medals for speed here.
Step 5: Dispose Of The Toilet Paper
Used Ripper Paper should go directly into the toilet. Not on the floor, not in the bin—straight into the loo.
Flush only toilet paper; do not flush wipes or other materials unless they are explicitly labeled as flushable. Let’s keep the plumbing tradies happy, shall we?
Step 6: Wash Your Hands
After using The Loo, always wash your hands thoroughly with soap and water. This step is essential for personal hygiene and preventing the spread of germs. And no, a quick splash won’t cut it - lather up like you’re auditioning for a hand soap commercial.
Extra Tips
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Teach Children Early: Helping kids understand proper toilet paper use can prevent waste and plumbing issues. Ripper Paper’s easy-to-tear sheets make it child-friendly. Plus, it’ll save you from hearing, “Muuum, we’re out of toilet paper!” every other day.
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Keep Extra Rolls Handy: Store spare rolls of Ripper Paper nearby to avoid running out at inconvenient times. There’s no worse feeling than being stranded on the loo.
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Subscribe To Ripper Paper: Signing up for a Ripper Paper subscription is like having your own personal bog roll butler—it’s regular, hassle-free, and you’ll never be caught with your pants down! No more last-minute dashes to the shops or awkward moments in the dunny.
Why Choose Aussie-Made Toilet Paper?
Using Aussie-made toilet paper like Ripper Paper comes with a heap of benefits:
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Supports Local Businesses: Every roll of Ripper Paper you buy helps Australian businesses and workers. It’s like giving the economy a high-five.
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Sustainable Practices: Aussie-made means shorter transportation distances, reducing the carbon footprint. Plus, Ripper Paper’s eco-friendly options align with a greener future.
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Quality You Can Trust: Made to withstand the toughest of jobs (we’re looking at you, post-spicy-meal wipes) while being gentle on your skin.
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Proudly Aussie: There’s something satisfying about knowing your toilet paper comes from the land of kangaroos, koalas, and the world’s best barbecues.
With Ripper Paper, you’ll master the art of toilet paper use in no time. Proper use not only keeps you clean but also helps maintain the functionality of your plumbing system and supports good hygiene. Cheers to a ripper clean!